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LIZ

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. …Wait a minute.

They wait. Nothing. LIZ turns to KEVIN, who is oddly calm.

LIZ (CONT’D)

Did you hear that? What did he say?

KEVIN

He said they slept together.

KAITLIN & GLEN

No, we didn’t!

KEVIN

I’m sorry, that’s not what he said. What he said was they fooled around.

LIZ

Wait a minute. They fooled around?

(off his nod)

Those two?

KEVIN

Yes, your husband and my wife.

LIZ

Were they naked?

KEVIN looks at KAITLIN who looks so caught.

KEVIN

…I think we can assume they were naked.

LIZ

Well, I'm shocked. This is shocking. I'm shocked. This is– I'm shocked.

KEVIN

Yes, you're acting shocked.

LIZ

This is no time to be flip.

The WAITER re-appears, seemingly from nowhere, breezy.

WAITER

Would anyone care to look at our dessert cart?