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ZACH

I'm glad that your Grandmother is going to be all right.

T-REX

Yeah. Whatever, man.

ZACH

My name's Zach.

T-REX

(short handshake)

...I'm T.

ZACH

...You mean, like–?

T-REX

Yeah. Like the letter following S. "Like a drink with jam and bread". Like Earl Grey. Lipton Brisk, smooth goin' down, lemon aftertaste and sweet. Like Snapple, baby; real brewed, all natural and "made from the best stuff on earth". Remember the name, baby. Tell a friend, e-mail somebody. It’s T.

ZACH

It's nice to meet you, T.

T-REX

...Why?

ZACH

I don't know why, it just is.

T-REX

Right.

ZACH

I–

T-REX

I got me a question.

ZACH

...Sure.

T-REX

You a faggot, Zach?

ZACH

...What makes you ask?

T-REX

I donno'. Are you?

ZACH

...Yeah. I guess you could say that.