An act of an insane brain
Of men gone insane
Plain Evil, Evil men
In fact they’ve made a pact, part of an “Axis of Evil”
That’s what my white-house resident jokehead president cokehead had to say
“ Believe these men are friends with evil, and against these renegades a Crusade must be made”
No! Not Crusade! He made a mistake, for goodness sake, shouldn’t have laid “Crusade” on the table, didn’t mean to offend our Arab friends the Saudis, no not he.
But hasn’t the shit already slammed into the fan when my below-average intelligence string-pulled pugnacious-puppy puppet pill-popping pathetic poopie-pampered president opines with biblical language like Evil and Crusade?
And if they are evil…
… It goes without saying…
Right?
My Pumped-up, Trumped-Up, election stealing, non-feeling, fright house, White House resident President didn’t have to say it.
The battle between Good & Evil makes the U.S. Evil’s enemy
And Evil’s enemy is……
Forget the fact we refuse to classify captured enemy agents as POW’s in this “War” we’re fighting so we don’t have to live by the Geneva Convention and get to torture the sons of bitches, or hand them over to Jordan or Egypt to get answers we won’t quite go to the torture wall for, but know (because we’ve been citing their human rights violations for years) that they will.
Evil’s enemy is good.
“ Because we’ve seen the ends, and friends, they justify the means.”
I know that’s true
My government tells me so
My A.D.D. suffering, dyslexic, drunk-driving Bush Klan President with a 13 minute attention span, leaky brain pan, a little sick, a smaller dick, IQ of a cracked blue soap dish, the verbal skills of a glue-sniffing gerbil with social-anxiety disorder and that severely self-medicated wife (who can blame her) tells me so.
While we back regimes who oppress women, children, humans, boys & girls
As oppressive as Any in the history of the world
Arming Armies with weapons we’ll have to take away next decade in order to placate sheiks & strongmen selling out and shelling out
Importing Micky D’s and Levi’s jeans
Westernizing in hopes they assimilate
Before we have to assassinate another truckload of suspected terrorists from armed unmanned drones called Predator over the Yemeni skies.
Because Evil’s enemy is good.
It has to be
My government tells me so.
My favorite commercial that I think is still running is for Wrangler Jeans, five star jeans (I am unaware of the blue jean rating system, but five stars sounds pretty good). There is a Credence Clearwater Revival song under the images of young Arian looking people in great fitting blue jeans, shots of terrific asses and a slo-motion waving American flag as the lyric kicks in:
“ Some Folks are born, made to wave the flag
Ooh, they Red, White, & Blue”
The song then jumps to the instrumental and the patriotic images continue as the commercial lets us know these are Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
But they’re kidding, right? Because I know the song. They can’t really use a patrioticer-than-thou message to sell jeans, if we know the next lyric. And if the song is an anti-war screed.
Can they? And I know the next lyric. You know it, too. Don’t you? At least some of you know the next line is:
“ But when they play Hail to the Chief,
You know they’re pointing the cannon at you.”
“It ain’t me! It ain’t me! I ain’t no military son!”
“ It ain’t me! It ain’t me! I ain’t no fortunate one!”