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MICHAEL

But in the Kama Sutra it's to sustain pleasure, why would a woman in a female dominated society want to deny herself pleasure?

KAREN

…Good question.

FELIX appears at the door, he is flushed and pale.

FELIX

Excuse me.

MICHAEL

Felix, what's the matter?

FELIX takes a deep breath and plunges in.

FELIX

Based on existing data, I conclude that the creatures we've been fighting are members of the Gaian undead who are resurrected by, and receive their sustenance from…the blood of post-ejaculatory males.

SAM

What?

FELIX

There seems to be a subtle shift in the molecular structure of plasma on the sub-atomic level just after orgasm, that turns blood into a foodstuff and gives these creatures the appearance of life.

SAM

…You mean to say they're Zombies?

FELIX

No. To be more precise, I'd have to say…they're Amazombies!

EXT. - JUNGLE CLEARING - NIGHT

HIGH PRIESTESS incants and other AMAZOMBIES watch as the BATTERED AMAZOMBIE, with the bullet holes in her head, walks into a raging bonfire. AMAZOMBIES step away. The firelight brightens on the stoic faces of the tribe.